Santa

The deal
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Santa is real!


I know santa is real because he just commisioned me to build four billion flashy,blinking,noise makers. All with no hazardous parts to be swallowed or pierced by. The flash and blink can both be turned off to avoid epilepsy. Volume is adjustable, The sound is not to annoying however there will be a jack for headphones (headphones not included of course).

I signed the deal last month (it's feburary now).

A film reel; Actual size=240 pixels wide